Political incorrectness
This post was written by Clifford Boobyer on Thursday, August 17th, 2006 at 9:38 am and is filed under The dog speaks.
I think this world has gone tooooo far. The nanny state has flexed it’s arms (the safe human kind, of course) and has decided that we the public can no longer be held responsible for thinking for ourselves.It just gets silly in these instances that crop up that clearly highlight the pedantic nature of it all. Take for example the image below, the dumbfoundment of which caused the usually non-cynical self to pen this article.
I am now being told that I am altogether wrong and downright rude. This eerily reminds me of the opening gambit of Douglas Adams’s famous Hitchhikers book where the council had decided that the blokes house and indeed planet was to be removed as per a council bylaw. I expect that any minute I’ll here a knock on the door from the boob police who will relish in dragging me away to be cleansed from my rude profanity. You can call me Clifford Breastyer from now on, and oh yeah, don’t speak to my old austrian snowboarding friend, Klaus Knobbelscheizer, he’s a right rude dirty boy.
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December 15th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
[…] In the true spirit of giving in this merry season, Firedog has designed a Christmas card that is absolutely guaranteed not to offend. Simply download the PDF, print it out (remember to use 100% recycled paper from sustainable sources, mind), then cut along the guides and sign your name along the dotted line. You may want to cut the card with rounded corners to avoid those terrible accidents and make sure that you have someone to help you if you have trouble using a pair of scissors. Be sure to double check that your surname cannot cause offence like Cliff’s family name. […]